so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Everclear isn't food dammit
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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