i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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