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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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