You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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