the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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