i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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