ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The power of my boobs compel you
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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