Duck Duck Cougar?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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