You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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