she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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