I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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