Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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