i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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