i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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