HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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