Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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