"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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