it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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