After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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