I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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