May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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