so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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