you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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