Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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