I can tuck mytits in my pants
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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