I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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