He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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