question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
do herpes really smell.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
tell me about the eggs
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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