my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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