Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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