I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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