ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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