I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just had sex on a roof
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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