maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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