Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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