By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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