We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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