Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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