just survived the first fart of the relationship.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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