So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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