do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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