Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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