Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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