i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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