I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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