come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if only i could text you this smell
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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