I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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