he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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