Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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