Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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