I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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