i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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