Don't you send me to vm
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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