I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
