I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
When are your genitals available?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Come on in and take your pants off
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