i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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