your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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