what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
accomplished twins. life is a go
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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